Season 1
15 episodes · Jul 15, 2012
"Deep Space 69: Unrated and Fully Unfurled" chronicles the misadventures of a transport ship in outer space led by Jay and his co-captain Hamilton.
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S1E1Dictator Ship
Jul 15, 20123mJay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
S1E2Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
Aug 26, 20123mJay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
S1E4Shipphylis
Nov 11, 20123mThe OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
S1E5License to Bone
Nov 25, 20123mThe only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.
- S1E6
The Legend of Bronze Johnson
Dec 9, 20123mJay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
- S1E7
Blade Jogger
Dec 30, 20123mJay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
- S1E8
Sirens of Tetons
Jan 13, 20133mJay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
- S1E9
Femalien Fatale
Jan 27, 20133mThe OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
- S1E10
Pride and Predator Juice
Feb 10, 20133mJay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.
- S1E11
She Was a Lady Planet
Feb 24, 20133mThe OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
- S1E12
Herman
Mar 10, 20133mHamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
- S1E13
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
Apr 11, 20133mJay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
- S1E14
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
Apr 25, 20134mThe saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
- S1E15
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
May 6, 20134mJay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.